SMS jokes in english
Painful Way of Death
Which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident,Tsunami, Think…
Don’t think over, it is very simple. “Your Smile”. Don’t feel…
I Love You I need you, I love you. I can’t go anywhere without you. Oh my lovely jutti….
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
Kid Wrote
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me
Small things in life hurt
Some times small things in life hurt a lot. If you don’t agree my point. Ok then try to sit on a pin.
I am in love with a guy
Girl: Mom, I m in love with a guy. Mom shocked
Mum: How old is the boy & what is he doing
Girl: 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach.
Mum:????????????????
What is Key of Love
Kiss is a key off love' love is a lock off marrige' marrige is a box of children ‘children are problem off
Sunglasses
Question: Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their pupils (students) are very bright.
Get Married
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
those inside are desperate to come out.
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